Press F to build a Twitter bot

you ask, I deliver

Matthew Cole had a perfectly reasonable question on Twitter and, much to my surprise, there didn't actually seem to be a Twitter novelty account that did this - so I rigged up a Twitter bot to do so using Cheap Bots Done Quick. So far the output has been somewhat pleasant, and sometimes pleasantly surprising, like when the bot called me out after less than an hour:

too real, bot. bots are canceled

You can follow it on Twitter at @press_f_to.

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